The past few days everyone has been calling my attention to the fact that The Fat Duck actually had to close last week due to some customers falling ill after eating there. Thorough investigation of the kitchen yielded no evidence of anything amiss, so now newspapers are speculating about foul play. Well, I just wanted to let you all know that I had absolutely nothing to do with it! Seriously, I just hope the restaurant will be able to open soon without any negative consequences on business.